List: Ways in Which She Could Have Blinded Me With... →
jtotheizzoe: From McSweeney’s: She exposed me to excessive ultraviolet radiation, which gave me terrible cataracts. She removed all traces of vitamin A from my diet. She launched well-targeted projectiles at my eyes, causing severe trauma. She poisoned me repeatedly with steroids, which over time caused the formation of a pituitary tumor that pressed against my optic chiasm severing my...
drainyounameless: Cage the Elephant - Ain’t No...
forgottenway: Led Zeppelin - Black Dog
nayruslove: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Foxy Lady-Jimmy Hendrix
Set Fire to the Rain
pocketfulofnerdiness: blacksaphire: borncharliesalinas: Bahaha I love making lyrics literal !